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vmartini Reģ.: 09.12.2001
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Nezinu, varbūt atkārtošos, bet es gandrīz no krēsla nokritu!

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Pirmais Reģ.: 16.05.2003
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nu tad atkārtošos es arī

UNICEF LOTTERY OFFICE

191 WHITECROSS STREET, FLAT 2,

LONDON EC1Y 8QP, UNITED KINGDOM.

TEL:+44 (0) 704-571 5875.

FAX:+44 (0) 700-580 6554.

REF: UK/00002/YH/68.

BATCH #: 032/11/369.

Dear Winner,

UNICEF ONLINE LOTTERY

We are pleased to inform you about the result of Unicef Lottery held in London, United Kingdom from our online Sweepstakes International Program, which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their email addresses. Your email identity was attached to ticket number; 675061725 9356460902 Serial Number 67749137002. This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 2-9-23-35-46 bonus number 14, which consequently won the lottery in the second category. You have been approved a lump sum pay of $400,000.00 US Dollars (Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 46704/03 from the total cash prize of $2 Million Dollars shared amongst five (5) lucky winners in this second category of the lottery program.

To claim your winning prize, please contact your claims agent below:

Name: Mike Wilford.

Email: mikewilford@yahoo.co.uk

Phone: +44 (0) 704-571 5875.

For security reasons, we advice all prospective winners to keep their winning & claims confidential from the public until their claims are processed and prize money released to them. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

Contact Person: Mike Wilford.

Email: mikewilford@yahoo.co.uk

Phone: +44 (0) 704-571 5875.

Congratulations once more on your lucky winning.

Best regards,

Lisa Addison

Lottery Coordinator.

smart235 Reģ.: 14.06.2007
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Šāda vakara pasaciņa:

Attentionir/Madam

My name is Sgt John Smith, I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army's 3rd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 35 million u.s. dollars ) Thirty Five million united states dollars to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved.

Source of money:

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week. You will find the story of this money on the web address below; The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a brithish/american medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in united states.

I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to your country for you to pick up, and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldier's here in Iraq. I do not know how long we will remain here, and i have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons i will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, i honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately, please contact me as soon as possible my only way of communication email.

God Bless

John Smith.

aizejošais Reģ.: 23.05.2005
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smart235 rakstīja: Šāda vakara pasaciņa:

Attentionir/Madam

My name is Sgt John Smith, I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army's 3rd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 35 million u.s. dollars ) Thirty Five million united states dollars to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved.

Source of money:

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week. You will find the story of this money on the web address below; The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a brithish/american medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in united states.

I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to your country for you to pick up, and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldier's here in Iraq. I do not know how long we will remain here, and i have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons i will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, i honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately, please contact me as soon as possible my only way of communication email.

God Bless

John Smith.

pasaciņa ta pasaciņa, bet Smita epastu tu tomēr nepublicē

smart235 Reģ.: 14.06.2007
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smaidiigais rakstīja:

smart235 rakstīja:

pasaciņa ta pasaciņa, bet Smita epastu tu tomēr nepublicē

- lôģiski!

pameklē gūglē...

raimondsm Reģ.: 22.05.2004
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modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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Друг в подпитии отправил бывшей любовнице СМС: "Не хочу тебя больше видеть! С..ка!" В ответ получил: "Хорошо, завтра пиши заявление по собственному!"

Номер начальника рядом был...

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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Zdesj bil Reno Megane... de.fishki.net/...

sintris Reģ.: 09.10.2003
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modena rakstīja: Друг в подпитии отправил бывшей любовнице СМС: "Не хочу тебя больше видеть! С..ка!" В ответ получил: "Хорошо, завтра пиши заявление по собственному!"

Номер начальника рядом был...

iz dzīves... drope.... pusviens naktī...čoms( kaimiņš) aiziet vēl pēc viena... ilgi nenāk atpakaļ.... zvans kaimiņam:-kur ,lopiņ, kavējies?! ja negribi dzert, tad uzreiz varēji pateikt!!! un vēl šis tas, tādā bļaustīgā dzērāja bravūrā.

Hohma? priekšnieks uzvārdā Kalniņš, moblī Kaimiņš un Kalniņš arī iraid blakus

Otrās dienas rītā šefam nācās veltīt tādu samocītu atvainošanās runu

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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šedevrs.... uz visām 10 ballem!

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schizo Reģ.: 17.11.2007
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modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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smēķēšana... var būt neparedzamā.... fishki.net/...

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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Nervi jau netur... visu laiku gaida atentātu....

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TDIOTS Reģ.: 07.01.2007
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modena rakstīja: Nervi jau netur... visu laiku gaida atentātu....

www.youtube.com/... ://oper.ru/

nu tas i lapais

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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modena rakstīja: Nervi jau netur... visu laiku gaida atentātu....

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no komentāriem... Новый нановертолет КБ Камова - Кожаная Акула!!!

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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Привет!

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здарова )

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Я готесса!а ты кто?

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а я инженер

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А субкультура?

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электромеханика ))

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Ты к готам как относишся?

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с усмешкой

Veiga Reģ.: 25.09.2004
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Šitā vajaga prast braukt!

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viktors1961 Reģ.: 17.02.2004
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Veiga rakstīja: Šitā vajaga prast braukt!

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Nu laikam lai sasniegtu tādu līmeni, pautu vietā jau sen porolona bumbiņas...

Kindzulis Reģ.: 20.10.2002
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- Страшно тебе, эстонская девушка?

- Та, очен страшно. Фся испукалась…

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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Только в Этой стране. человек покупает телефон с двумя симками..

и что делает первым делом??!

правильно.. звонит сам себе!

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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"Лишь 300 грамм свинца в висок

Уйти помогут и забыться

Ложатся пальцы на курок

И сердце прекращает биться...".

ТРИСТА грам свинца - это заряд противотанковой пушки...

Эмо совсем ох**ели...

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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При поиске файлов в Windоws ХР, в левом нижнем углу маленькая собачка листает книжку. Листает она ее слева направо символизируя, видимо, глубину идиотизма

всей системы.

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Все читали про АвтоВАЗ и Рено? Да, где будущая машина называется "Авно" и хотят еще ГАЗ прикупить...

А теперь скажите, вот если "Мицубиси" выкупит Ульяновский и Елабужский заводы, как скоро по улицам побегут первые "У%биси"?

modena Reģ.: 03.09.2003
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Laikām kanadiešiem hokejā vairs nespīdes.....

www.allhockey.ru/...

Veiga Reģ.: 25.09.2004
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Mobilais popkorns!

www.dvorak.org/...

 

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