Ceļu policistam nekādīgi neizdodas pieķert kādu šoferīti par braukšanu šmigā, kaut gan tā uzvedība liecina par reibumu. Pēc kārtējās pārbaudes policists neiztur un piedāvā sotaku lai koļījas un izstāsta kā to panāk! Uz ko šoferītis saka - ka šnabi ar klizmas pumpi laiž pa taisno pakaļā ... Policists mudīgi dod vēl sotaku - "še vēl vienu - un nevienam to nestāsti - citādi priekšniecība liks visiem vēl pakaļas ostīt" !!!
"...kā arī dizaineru un jaunotehnoloģiju pulksteņu vīriešiem. Pērkot Guess pulksteņus, Jūs iegūstat uzticamu un stilīgu ierīci, kurš piešķirs Jūsu ārējam izskatam šiku un eleganci, kā arī lietišķumu. Iegādājoties Guess pulksteņi, Jūs noteikti darāt pareizu izvēli. Stīligie pulksteņi ir oriģināla dāvana svētkos."
Правительство Эстонии отказалось от применения закона от 1999 года, согласно которому газы, выделяемые коровами в процессе жизнедеятельности, должны облагаться налогом.
My name is Mr. Temple Edem. I am a retired bank manager, Oheyi Branch, in the Northern region of Ghana.
I do not want problems but I just hope you can assist me, I write you this letter in good faith, I have a transaction of two million, nine hundred and ten thousand United States dollars ($2,910,000.00). I realized this fund from my bank excess profit after trading with the capital sum and I deposited the funds in escrow call account, where nobody will have access to it, even the bank does not have access to this account because it cannot be deducted, until after the transfer.
Finally I did not declare this fund to the bank before my retirement. I am contacting you, to stand as the beneficiary of this fund because only a foreigner can stand as the beneficiary, can I trust you to hold this Money for me until I come over to your country? After the transfer, I will give you 30% of the money as your commission. if you accept my offer, but if you do not accept this offer kindly forget that I contacted you, all I need is for you to get a good current account where this fund can be transferred into, and for you to stand to claim as the original depositor of this fund. Within four working days the funds will be Transferred to your designated bank account.
There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank-to-bank transfer. I hope you understand my situation, I am critically ill that is why I contacted you to finalize this transaction to enable me have a very good treatment.
Anekdote ... :)
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